i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
no reaction???
>:)
Why would you do that to someone's house.
The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting
LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!
nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
i think i'm funny and that's the main thing
(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]
Mom: Text me to say you're home safely
OP: I'm home dangerously
Mom: Stop it
OP: I'm home lethally
OP: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion
Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin
OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations
I've killed three pedestrians
Mom: You're breaking my heart
OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision
Mom: So not funny
OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person
Mom: On the tube now
So unable to respond to your witticisms
OP: Who knows how many times I'll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube
end ID)
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )
Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.
A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.
Love and peace on planet earth
